Dear Mr. Valentino,
I am guessing that you would not be amused that your beautiful couture dress makes me think of Dumb Donald, a Fat Albert Character. Would it make you feel better knowing that it didn't at first? First I was attracted to its light, flowy-ness and odd silhouette, but after I drew it the bell shape just kind of took on new pop culture meaning. You really did have a beautiful show. Maybe after reading this Fat Albert will inspire your next couture show. In which case I better go get me an oversized pink hat and be a trendsetter. You heard it hear, Dumb Donald's hat style is the hottest trend next season!